((ooc: Mostly a personal blog, but asks and in-costume posts in character to hopefully come! In such posts, out-of-character posts will be denoted as such by double brackets and "ooc:". Capitalization may very. These will be in the captions of the posts themselves, and not in the tags.)) Just so EVERYONE is clear, I track the tags "Actual-Corporal-Ravioli" and actualcorporalravioli.
i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment
i love how no one messes with avatar the last airbender. there are people who are like, wow you watch doctor who? fucking nerd. you watch anime? gosh you’re such a weirdo. you watch avatar the last airbender? oh man you know that’s pretty cool so um what kind of bender would you be omg isn’t toph badass and don’t get me started on appa
i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting
Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.
my heart says museum but my wallet says re-tail